Nah then, empty old watter out of kettle and fill wi’ fresh watter. Pop tea bag inta ya mug, pour over fresh watter and stir like a brainstorm.

Wait patiently, all good ideas take time, 3-5mins should do it. This is the perfect time for a sneaky biscuit and t’ think about tha next design and marketing project.

Na give bag a final squeeze, just once mind, it’ll taste better. Nah t’make thi brew thine just like we design stuff for thee, add a splash of cow juice, maybe sugar, whatever takes thi fancy. Now ya need t’ dunk a second biscuit and sit back wi’ a perfect brew and decide what Yorkshire’s all-round design + marketing agency can do for thee.

Sidthee soon.